Consequences for being the worst roommate ever:

So I get home from work at around 10, and the only thing I’ve really eaten today was a Subway breakfast sandwich, a cookie ice-cream sandwich, and half of a Three Musketeers (healthy, I know). Naturally, I’m hungry and I scrounge for good that doesn’t exist in the fridge. 

On the stove, there’s this giant pot that my FOB wifey roommate made — it’s always just there sitting when I get home. I look at it and I’m like, “Man that looks good.” So I put some in a bowl and heat it up and go upstairs to eat my stolen food…

… one bite. Yum. Two bites…wow that’s spicy. Keep eating, and soon it becomes THE SPICIEST SOUP I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. OMG SERIOUSLY. So much regret. 

That’s the karma I get for stealing some of my roommates soup. 

(And eating it in another roommate’s bowl). 

Hahaha I’m so terrible. 

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